Dr. Who dubbed for Jamaica...

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....and






(mostly, I just wanted to take up some more space on the entry so the right and left columns on my blog would be even)

I hope when I die, it's of explosive diarrhea... and if it's not, I hope they lie in my Obituary and say that it was.

I ate probably 3 10 servings worth of Raisin Bran today and my bowels are not happy right now. I thought how funny it would be if I died tonight because of it. It seriously took a lot out of me (harhar), I can barely stand up.

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Yes, that is shit on the floor, and yes those are peas!

I'm entering a contest to win an awesome wrap memory bracelet and You Should Too!

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