this is a journal

I hope when I die, it's of explosive diarrhea... and if it's not, I hope they lie in my Obituary and say that it was.

I ate probably 3 10 servings worth of Raisin Bran today and my bowels are not happy right now. I thought how funny it would be if I died tonight because of it. It seriously took a lot out of me (harhar), I can barely stand up.

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       |      /  _) |  | |           |.....|
       |      |.'   |  | |           |     |
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Yes, that is shit on the floor, and yes those are peas!